funny riddles with answers

[Rohan Tiwadi]

Question: When do you go in through one hole and come out through two holes at the same time?
Answer: When you're putting on your trousers.

What’s got many, many keys – but is unable to open any door?
The keyboard.

Funny riddle: Peter’s smart phone fell into a big mug of coffee but didn’t get wet. How was this possible?
Answer: It was coffee powder.

[Priyanka Bhatia]

Question:- A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?

Answer:- He was bald.

[SwatiSood]

Bank Manager - What is this strange signature...?
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@/e
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Santa - These signatures belong to my grandmother...!
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Bank Manager - Such a strange signature...?
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What is his name...?
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Santa - Jalebi Bai...!

[Jyuli Dhiman]

Riddle: What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

Answer: A Carrot.
Riddle: What do Alexander The Great and Winnie The Pooh have in common?


Answer: Same middle name.

[Rohan Tiwadi]

Riddle: What two things can you never eat for breakfast
Answer: Lunch and Dinner.

Riddle: What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
Answer: A clock.