funny riddles with answers

[Rohan Tiwadi]

Question: When do you go in through one hole and come out through two holes at the same time?
Answer: When you're putting on your trousers.

What’s got many, many keys – but is unable to open any door?
The keyboard.

Funny riddle: Peter’s smart phone fell into a big mug of coffee but didn’t get wet. How was this possible?
Answer: It was coffee powder.

[Priyanka Bhatia]

Question:- A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?

Answer:- He was bald.

[SwatiSood]

Bank Manager - What is this strange signature...?
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@/e
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Santa - These signatures belong to my grandmother...!
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Bank Manager - Such a strange signature...?
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What is his name...?
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Santa - Jalebi Bai...!

[Jyuli Dhiman]

Riddle: What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

Answer: A Carrot.
Riddle: What do Alexander The Great and Winnie The Pooh have in common?


Answer: Same middle name.

[Rohan Tiwadi]

Riddle: What two things can you never eat for breakfast
Answer: Lunch and Dinner.

Riddle: What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
Answer: A clock.

[megri]

Here are 2 funny riddles with their answers to give you a good laugh:

1. The Hungry Library Book


Riddle: Why did the library book go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it had too many "pages" (aches and pains)!

2. The Sneaky Egg


Riddle: Why did the egg refuse to tell jokes?
Answer: Because it might crack up!

[megri]

Here are 10 hilarious riddles with answers to make you laugh (or groan!):

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1. The Lazy Dog


Riddle: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Answer: Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog! 2. The Math-Savvy Plant


Riddle: Why was the math book sad?
Answer: Because it had too many problems! ➗ 3. The Musical Bread


Riddle: What do you call bread that can sing?
Answer: Loaf-er (like "loaf" + "performer")! 4. The Forgetful Banana


Riddle: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it wasn’t peeling well! 5. The Competitive Pasta


Riddle: What did one spaghetti noodle say to the other?
Answer: "Stop being so saucy!" 6. The Ghost’s Favorite Drink


Riddle: What does a ghost drink in the morning?
Answer: Boo-berry juice! 7. The Stubborn Computer


Riddle: Why did the computer go to therapy?
Answer: It had too many bytes of emotional baggage! 8. The Athletic Egg


Riddle: How does an egg lift weights?
Answer: Very carefully—it doesn’t want to crack under pressure! 9. The Fashionista Tree


Riddle: Why did the tree bring a suitcase to the party?
Answer: It wanted to branch out! ✈️ 10. The Sneaky Clock


Riddle: Why did the clock get kicked out of school?
Answer: Because it ticked off the teacher! ⏰

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Bonus Groaner:
Riddle: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Answer: Because then it’d be a foot!

[megri]

Here are 10 more hilarious riddles guaranteed to make you laugh (or roll your eyes)!

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1. The Drama Queen Tomato


Riddle: Why did the tomato turn red?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing! 2. The Lazy Lightbulb


Riddle: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: One—it just sits there while the world revolves around it! 3. The Competitive Grape


Riddle: What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Answer: "Nothing, it just let out a little wine!" 4. The Paranoid Sandwich


Riddle: Why was the sandwich afraid to swim?
Answer: It didn’t want to get dunked! 5. The Musical Fish


Riddle: What do you call a fish with a tie?
Answer: Sofishticated. 6. The Rebellious Snowman


Riddle: What do you get when a snowman throws a tantrum?
Answer: A meltdown! ☃️ 7. The Tech-Savvy Cow


Riddle: Why did the cow get a Twitter account?
Answer: To post "udder nonsense!" 8. The Clumsy Astronaut


Riddle: Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
Answer: He needed space! 9. The Confused Calendar


Riddle: Why was the calendar always stressed?
Answer: It had too many dates! 10. The Sneaky Broom


Riddle: Why did the broom win the race?
Answer: It swept the competition!

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Bonus Eye-Roller:
Riddle: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Answer: Because he was outstanding in his field!

[Guest]

• What has keys but can't open locks?

A piano

• What gets wetter the more it dries?

A towel