Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.....
Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!
Q: Why do women wake up with a brain the size of a pea?
A: It swells up over night.
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were
alive today?
A: Scratching on the lid of her casket.
Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!
Q: Why do women wake up with a brain the size of a pea?
A: It swells up over night.
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were
alive today?
A: Scratching on the lid of her casket.