Husband : suit bara sohna paya ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : lipstick bhi sohni lagai ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : Makeup vi sohna kitta ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : sohni fir vi nahi lagdi
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Evolutin of man:
Shadi k pehle : I love u
Shadi k baad : aaj phir alu?
Shadi k pehle : Hero no1
Shadi k baad: coolie no1
Shadi k pehle : mein NE piyar kiya
Shadi k baad : ye mein NE kiya kiya?
Shadi k pehle : janeman mut jao,
Shadi k baad : jaan mut khao
Shaadi k pehle : tum bin raha na jay
Shaadi k baad : tum ko saha na jay
Shadi k pehle : kuch to bolo
Shadi k baad : kabhi chup bhi ho jaya karo.
Shadi k pehle : tum kab aaogi?
Shadi k baad : mayke kab jaogi?
~~~~~~~~~
Beta: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kamzor ho gae hai mujhe ek chashma la do.
Kanjos baap bete ko bahar Le kar aya aur bola who kya hai Bata.
Beta: Suraj
Baap: aur kitna dur dhaikhe Ga?
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Sardar ji to his friend: Yar badi mushkil main hoon meri biwi mujhe say aik kiss ka 100 RS leti hay .....
Friend: acha, yar to bada lucky hay doosron say to wo 500rs leti hay.
Wife : thx g
Husband : lipstick bhi sohni lagai ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : Makeup vi sohna kitta ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : sohni fir vi nahi lagdi
~~~~~~~~~
Evolutin of man:
Shadi k pehle : I love u
Shadi k baad : aaj phir alu?
Shadi k pehle : Hero no1
Shadi k baad: coolie no1
Shadi k pehle : mein NE piyar kiya
Shadi k baad : ye mein NE kiya kiya?
Shadi k pehle : janeman mut jao,
Shadi k baad : jaan mut khao
Shaadi k pehle : tum bin raha na jay
Shaadi k baad : tum ko saha na jay
Shadi k pehle : kuch to bolo
Shadi k baad : kabhi chup bhi ho jaya karo.
Shadi k pehle : tum kab aaogi?
Shadi k baad : mayke kab jaogi?
~~~~~~~~~
Beta: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kamzor ho gae hai mujhe ek chashma la do.
Kanjos baap bete ko bahar Le kar aya aur bola who kya hai Bata.
Beta: Suraj
Baap: aur kitna dur dhaikhe Ga?
~~~~~~~~~
Sardar ji to his friend: Yar badi mushkil main hoon meri biwi mujhe say aik kiss ka 100 RS leti hay .....
Friend: acha, yar to bada lucky hay doosron say to wo 500rs leti hay.
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