I prefer both wife and girlfriend.

[itschahat]

A lawyer, a computer specialist and a historian are discussing the pros and cons of having a wife, or a mistress.
The lawyer is all for having a wife. He stresses the legality of this kind of relationship and the stability it brings into one's life.
The computer specialist would prefer a lover: "there are times i'm not back home until after midnight anyway. A wife would not stand it.
A looser, on-off type of relationship without that much commitment is what i'm looking for".
Finally, the historian has his say, "i posit that it is best to have both a wife and a lover. You see, my wife thinks i'm having a tryst,
My lover thinks that i'm at home, while i take this opportunity to spend a few relaxing hours at the university library."

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- Chahat

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[ruby]

A Testing Question

I really like this joke. That is quit intresting joke. Another joke for all member of this site-:

This guy"s wife ask, "Honey if i died would u remarry?"

He replies,"Well,after a considerable period of grieving, we all need companionship, I guess I would."

She says, "If I died and u r remarried,would she live in this house?"

He replies,"We"ve a lot of time and money getting this house just the way we want it. I guess I would."

So she ask,"If i died and u r remarried,and she lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed?."

And he says, That bed is brand new,we just paid two thousand dollers for it,it's going to last a long time,I guess she would."

So she ask,"If I died and you remarried,and she lived in this house, and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"

and he says, "Oh no, she's left handed."