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    *Always wear clean underwear in public,especially when working under your
    vehicle.*
    *

    * *From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview
    couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down
    in the parking lot. **The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping
    while he fixed the car in the lot.*
    * *
    *The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.

    On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the
    chassis.
    *
    *Although he was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts
    into glaringly public ones.
    *
    *Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly
    put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.*
    *
    * *On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found
    herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
    *
    *The off-duty mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his
    forehead!*
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