*Always wear clean underwear in public,especially when working under your
vehicle.*
*
* *From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview
couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down
in the parking lot. **The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping
while he fixed the car in the lot.*
* *
*The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the
chassis.
*
*Although he was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts
into glaringly public ones.
*
*Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly
put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.*
*
* *On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found
herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
*
*The off-duty mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his
forehead!*
vehicle.*
*
* *From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview
couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down
in the parking lot. **The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping
while he fixed the car in the lot.*
* *
*The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the
chassis.
*
*Although he was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts
into glaringly public ones.
*
*Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly
put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.*
*
* *On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found
herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
*
*The off-duty mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his
forehead!*