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    Tum Haste Raho,
    Haste Raho,
    Haste Raho,
    Haste Raho,
    Muskarate Raho,
    Sada Khilkhilate Raho,
    Khush Raho,
    Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal kahenge!


    Yaar teri Girlfriend ka phone aaya tha
    aur bol rahi thi koi pather se na maro mere diwane ko,
    21svi saddi ka zamana hai BOMB se uda do...Saale ko...

    U knw y people r jealous of you?
    coz you r smart?
    or, coz you r cute?
    or, you r gorgeous?
    No! They r jealous coz
    you've a cute n sweet Frend like me!
    How much is 1 + 1 = ?
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    Are you still looking for the answer? Shame on you!


    Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega...
    Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega...
    Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo...
    Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega??


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    Aanssu tere nikle aankhen meri ho,
    Dil tera Dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
    Dosti hamari itni gehri ho ki,
    Job tum karo aur Salary meri ho!


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    When words fail, Eyes work.
    When eyes fail, heart works.
    When Heart fails... To kya?
    Samajh le Tapak gaya!


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    Yaad rakh ke meri dosti ko tumne,
    Meri zindagi par 1 ehsan kar diya.
    Iss Mobile mein ye last rupiya tha,
    Dekh maine woh bhi Tere-Naam kar diya.
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    Na hoga koi kanjoos tum sa zamane mein,
    Ek umr guzar gayi tumko samjane mein,
    Kabhi ek SMS hi kar de ohh zalim-e-kanjoos,
    Kyun laga rehta hai ek rupee bachane mein !!!


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    Aey Mere SMS Mere Dost Ke Pass Jana...
    Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
    Jab wo jage to dhire se 'MuskaranA'
    Fir kehna "KANJUS" SMS kar!


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    Ek SMS roz, Keep the friends close.
    1 din me panch, Dosti pe na aye aanch.
    1 din me dus, Mile yari ka ras.
    1 din me bees, Yaar tang mat kar please


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    Hum to sirf apki baath kiya karte hai,
    Har dhadkan pe aapka naam liya karte hai,
    Aap to hume apno se bhi pyaare hai,
    Tabhi to vaqt bewaqt apko SMS kiya karte hai...

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    Hum tumpe itna dying,
    Jitna sea me pani lying,
    Akash me panchi flying,
    Bhavren bagiyan me gaaying,
    Kabse hum yuhi crying,
    Phir bhi ur not replying.
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