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Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step in before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap and heads back to the showers.
Halfway down the hall, he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how lifelike he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls his manhood. Startles, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look," says the first nun, "It's a soap dispenser."
The second nun also pulls his tool, and sure enough he drops the other bar of soap.
The third nun pulls once, twice, and three times but nothing happens. So she tries once more and, to her delight, something comes out from the priest's manhood and she yells, "Liquid soap!"
Halfway down the hall, he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how lifelike he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls his manhood. Startles, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look," says the first nun, "It's a soap dispenser."
The second nun also pulls his tool, and sure enough he drops the other bar of soap.
The third nun pulls once, twice, and three times but nothing happens. So she tries once more and, to her delight, something comes out from the priest's manhood and she yells, "Liquid soap!"
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