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Sardar Joke
Height of Patriotism
U sitting on an English toilet
in Indian style.
Signs of a Sardar
1) You should be sure the person is Sardar when,
2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to
makeup his mind.
3) Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
4) Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
5) Tries to drown a fish in waters.
6) Thinks socialism means partying.
7) Trips over a cordless phone.
8) Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
9) At the bottom of the application where it says
"Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius."
10)Studies for a blood test and fails. sells the car
for gas money.
11)Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
12)Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said,
"Airport left", he turns around and goes home.
13)Gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.
Suno Sharma ji
A guy from Uttar Pradesh (UP) was away from his family
for about 4 years while his wife was in Jaunpur (UP).
At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his
colleagues in office stating that his wife had
delivered a son.
His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how
this prana 'happy event' happened when he had not
seen his wife for four years.
The man said it is common in UP that neighbours take
care of the wife (good samaritans) when men are away.
The colleagues asked him, 'What name will you give
to the son?' The man explained, 'If its the second
neighbour who has taken care, then the name would be
DWIVEDI; if it is the third neighbour then it would
be TRIVEDI, If it is the fourth neighbour then it
would be CHATURVEDI; If its the fifth neighbour
then it would be PANDEY.
After listening to this, questions followed.
What if it is a mixture of neighbours?
'Then the boy would be named MISHRA'.
And what if the wife is too shy to tell the name of
the neighbour?
'Then it would be SHARMA'.
But what if she refuses to divulge the name of the
neighbour?
'Then the name of the child would be GUPTA'.
If she does not remember the name then?
'It is YAAD-AV. But who knows whether the child
resulted from a ***?
'Then it will be named DOSHI'.
Finally, if the child happened because of the wife's
burning desire for sex, then he will be named JOSHI.
U sitting on an English toilet
in Indian style.
Signs of a Sardar
1) You should be sure the person is Sardar when,
2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to
makeup his mind.
3) Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
4) Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
5) Tries to drown a fish in waters.
6) Thinks socialism means partying.
7) Trips over a cordless phone.
8) Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
9) At the bottom of the application where it says
"Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius."
10)Studies for a blood test and fails. sells the car
for gas money.
11)Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
12)Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said,
"Airport left", he turns around and goes home.
13)Gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.
Suno Sharma ji
A guy from Uttar Pradesh (UP) was away from his family
for about 4 years while his wife was in Jaunpur (UP).
At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his
colleagues in office stating that his wife had
delivered a son.
His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how
this prana 'happy event' happened when he had not
seen his wife for four years.
The man said it is common in UP that neighbours take
care of the wife (good samaritans) when men are away.
The colleagues asked him, 'What name will you give
to the son?' The man explained, 'If its the second
neighbour who has taken care, then the name would be
DWIVEDI; if it is the third neighbour then it would
be TRIVEDI, If it is the fourth neighbour then it
would be CHATURVEDI; If its the fifth neighbour
then it would be PANDEY.
After listening to this, questions followed.
What if it is a mixture of neighbours?
'Then the boy would be named MISHRA'.
And what if the wife is too shy to tell the name of
the neighbour?
'Then it would be SHARMA'.
But what if she refuses to divulge the name of the
neighbour?
'Then the name of the child would be GUPTA'.
If she does not remember the name then?
'It is YAAD-AV. But who knows whether the child
resulted from a ***?
'Then it will be named DOSHI'.
Finally, if the child happened because of the wife's
burning desire for sex, then he will be named JOSHI.
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