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  • #1

    Krishna

    ek kabita arz a

    Hey krishna tu is kalyug me aa K to dekh

    Tuna pura parvat ek ungli pe uthaya,
    apene sar pe exam ke pressure ko to utha k to dekh.

    tune 18 sall ki umr me mama kans ko mara,
    bin laden ko hath laga k to dekh.

    tune bhari mehfil me draupadi ko saree pehnai,
    Mallika ko ek jodi kapde pehnak k to dekh.

    tune gokul ki 1600 gopia sath me rakhi,
    kaliyug ki ek laaki pata k to dakh.
    Last edited by Yash Preet; 08-11-2006, 09:29 PM.
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  • #2
    yeah that was nice one. I like the bin laden one and mallika one very much. They are so hilarious.

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    • #3
      thanks

      Thanks india 1989!

      you don't like the line "1600 gopia "

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      • #4
        Do you like it......

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        • #5
          I think she don't understand it. "1600 gopia "
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          • #6
            yea i liked 1600 gopia too. I liked all of them. But those two ones are the funniest.

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            • #7
              ohhhhhhhhh!

              Jai Shri krishna!

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              • #8
                Krishna please give 1 gopi out of your 1600 .. .. yaar ek may teraa kyaa jayegaa ....kaliyug ki esay bhi bhav nahi deti hai ... kuch khayal tho kiyaa kar hamar bhi.. krishna every gal of kaliyug is booked
                Last edited by sunilkumar; 08-16-2006, 09:07 AM.
                "Situation have way of changing Don’t expect help. Help yourself. The day you help yourself, it’s your First step to success."

                Fight on my dear self, fight on. Life is a struggle, do not shirk struggle Enjoy the sweetness of life but do not stop struggle, Fight on my dear self Do not entertain fear for fear is death. The world will frighten you but fight on, dear self fight on.............

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                • #9
                  Do not Worrie, One day you will get your type of girl!

                  Remember the dialogues of "Dil to pagal hai" movie!

                  "Some one !
                  somewhere is made for you"

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                  • #10
                    Well my type is B...
                    Up til now not found any B-type....Girl...

                    Dil tho pagal hai .. the movie was not of my type... i prefer if two people are friend for long time then they should marry each other... but team of dil tho pagal hai .... had fool all public and it was super duper hit... it has shown only one side of coin.....

                    "someone somewhere made for you" is totally wrong i know many people those who are single thorugh out their life ...... As per my opinion Best friend is always best partner for life....
                    "Situation have way of changing Don’t expect help. Help yourself. The day you help yourself, it’s your First step to success."

                    Fight on my dear self, fight on. Life is a struggle, do not shirk struggle Enjoy the sweetness of life but do not stop struggle, Fight on my dear self Do not entertain fear for fear is death. The world will frighten you but fight on, dear self fight on.............

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                    • #11
                      Ya! Its true!

                      What is B type?

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                      • #12
                        B-Type is My Type ....
                        "Situation have way of changing Don’t expect help. Help yourself. The day you help yourself, it’s your First step to success."

                        Fight on my dear self, fight on. Life is a struggle, do not shirk struggle Enjoy the sweetness of life but do not stop struggle, Fight on my dear self Do not entertain fear for fear is death. The world will frighten you but fight on, dear self fight on.............

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                        • #13
                          I know your type!

                          But is b type?

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                          • #14
                            B stand for Best
                            B stand for Brother
                            B stand for Bhagvan
                            B stand for Bhoot
                            B stand for Brilliant
                            "Situation have way of changing Don’t expect help. Help yourself. The day you help yourself, it’s your First step to success."

                            Fight on my dear self, fight on. Life is a struggle, do not shirk struggle Enjoy the sweetness of life but do not stop struggle, Fight on my dear self Do not entertain fear for fear is death. The world will frighten you but fight on, dear self fight on.............

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                            • #15
                              bad joke!

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