Hi Friends
I am Starting a new group of jokes ie software and IT People related jokes
enjoy it and send relative joke to this thread
the first from my side:
The HR manager received the following appraisal report one day:
1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a propoal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.
Later that day, the same HR manager received the following addendum:
Addendum:
That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I
wrote the
report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read
only the odd
numbered lines
I am Starting a new group of jokes ie software and IT People related jokes
enjoy it and send relative joke to this thread
the first from my side:
The HR manager received the following appraisal report one day:
1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a propoal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.
Later that day, the same HR manager received the following addendum:
Addendum:
That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I
wrote the
report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read
only the odd
numbered lines
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