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    A Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of Delhi found himself needing to urinate badly. After a long search he could not find any place to you-know, and eventually couldn't control himself and chose a silent corner of a clean street to release himself.

    As soon as he had just started you-know-what, a Delhi police official approached him, "Hey, What do you think you're doing here?"

    Pakistani tourist: "Sorry I have to Pee"

    Police : "No PP here okay ? Follow me."

    The Police officer took him to a beautiful garden nearby with lots of grass, flowers and singing birds around.

    Police: "PP here..... and have a nice day".

    Pakistani tourist : "Oh Sir, ....... that's very nice of you, is this Indian courtesy?"

    Police: "No.......this is The Pakistani Embassy!"

  • #2
    OMG!! This is the fantastic joke. the best joke of the year. I WOULD SAY THAT THIS SHOULD BE AWARDED THE BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR AWARD.

    Great yudhister great.

    I was rolling on the floor with laughter.

    tellme some more man. holy.

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    • #3
      ha ha ha.. ..Nice one
      "Situation have way of changing Don’t expect help. Help yourself. The day you help yourself, it’s your First step to success."

      Fight on my dear self, fight on. Life is a struggle, do not shirk struggle Enjoy the sweetness of life but do not stop struggle, Fight on my dear self Do not entertain fear for fear is death. The world will frighten you but fight on, dear self fight on.............

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      • #4
        nice one

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        • #5
          Bhola on cycle hit lady accidently.
          Lady says ’”break nahi mar sakte kya?
          Bhola replied “break ki kya baat karte ho meine to puri cycle lagai hai.

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          • #6
            nice joke on the Pakistan!

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