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A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
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- Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award? A: Because he was outstanding in his field!
- Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A: Pouch potato!
The teacher asks the class, "What's a day most students look forward to, but the school never celebrates?"
A beat of silence, then a little hand shoots up. "Picture day!"
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The teacher announces, "Today we celebrate National Tell a Joke Day! Does anyone have a joke related to school?"
A student raises their hand, "Why did the cafeteria lady get fired?"
The teacher smiles, "Why?"
The student grins, "Because she couldn't tell the difference between lunch and detention!"
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The teacher asks the class, "What's the most under-appreciated day of the school year?"
A beat of silence, then a little hand shoots up. "Picture day!" the student exclaims. "Everyone gets stuck with a bad photo for a whole year!"
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