Why was the blood donation unsuccessful?
Because it was all in vein
Did I ever tell you the story about the broken pencil?
It had no point.
What's Mary short for?
She's got no legs.
Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?
He wanted to work overtime.
A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald??? How???
Automatically ( Auto-Mein-Takli).....
What do you call two banana peels?
A pair of slippers.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh
Why does a lobster never share?
Because it is shellfish.
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
To win the nobell prize
Why was Cinderella kicked off the cricket team?
She always ran away from the ball !!
Why does a traffic light turn red?
You would too if you had to change in front of so many people !!!
If two's company and three a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine
What does one star say to another star when they meet?
Glad to meteor!
Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains!
What's the difference between an American student and an English student?
About 3000 miles!
One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs.
When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money ...
Bond replies ....?????
Dhai (2.5) another day...
I think its enuff torture for a week...will b bak next week wid more tortures....
Because it was all in vein
Did I ever tell you the story about the broken pencil?
It had no point.
What's Mary short for?
She's got no legs.
Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?
He wanted to work overtime.
A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald??? How???
Automatically ( Auto-Mein-Takli).....
What do you call two banana peels?
A pair of slippers.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh
Why does a lobster never share?
Because it is shellfish.
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
To win the nobell prize
Why was Cinderella kicked off the cricket team?
She always ran away from the ball !!
Why does a traffic light turn red?
You would too if you had to change in front of so many people !!!
If two's company and three a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine
What does one star say to another star when they meet?
Glad to meteor!
Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains!
What's the difference between an American student and an English student?
About 3000 miles!
One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs.
When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money ...
Bond replies ....?????
Dhai (2.5) another day...
I think its enuff torture for a week...will b bak next week wid more tortures....