Aap sabhi bhi santa jaise sharif bano.

[itschahat]

Madam asks Santa-
Aisa kya hai jo cow ke pass to 4 hai or mere pass 2?
Santa:Legs.
Madam:Tumhari pant ke ander kya hai jo mere pass nahi hai?
Santa:Paise.
Madam:Wo kya hai jo aadmi khada karke karta hai or dog 3 taango par?
Santa:Shake hand.
Moral:Aap sabhi bhi santa jaise sharif bano.

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- Chahat

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