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Old 10-27-2016, 05:29 PM
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Default Santa Banta Joke

Santa Paaji Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari
Mila..
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Bhikhari:" Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do.. 2 Din
se Bhukha Hoon”
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Santa 100 Ka Note Dikhate Hue Bola:" Kya
Tumhare Paas 50 Ka Note Hai ??
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Bhikhari Khushi Se:" Ji Haan”
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Santa:" To Saale, Pehle Woh Jake Kharch Kar
Na“ ;-d :-d tongue.png

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Old 11-26-2016, 06:23 PM
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Good one Priya
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Old 11-28-2016, 05:15 PM
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संता के घर उसका विदेशी दोस्त आया
और
दरवाजे पर नीबू मिर्ची लटके देख चकराया और पूछा:
ये क्या है?

संता:
ये एंटी वायरस है। मेड इन इंडिया !!
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Old 11-28-2016, 06:22 PM
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Very funny.
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