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Old 05-26-2008, 12:44 AM
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Cool Nice Jokesssss

Husband : suit bara sohna paya ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : lipstick bhi sohni lagai ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : Makeup vi sohna kitta ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : sohni fir vi nahi lagdi



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Evolutin of man:



Shadi k pehle : I love u
Shadi k baad : aaj phir alu?

Shadi k pehle : Hero no1
Shadi k baad: coolie no1

Shadi k pehle : mein NE piyar kiya
Shadi k baad : ye mein NE kiya kiya?

Shadi k pehle : janeman mut jao,
Shadi k baad : jaan mut khao

Shaadi k pehle : tum bin raha na jay
Shaadi k baad : tum ko saha na jay

Shadi k pehle : kuch to bolo
Shadi k baad : kabhi chup bhi ho jaya karo.

Shadi k pehle : tum kab aaogi?
Shadi k baad : mayke kab jaogi?



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Beta: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kamzor ho gae hai mujhe ek chashma la do.
Kanjos baap bete ko bahar Le kar aya aur bola who kya hai Bata.
Beta: Suraj
Baap: aur kitna dur dhaikhe Ga?



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Sardar ji to his friend: Yar badi mushkil main hoon meri biwi mujhe say aik kiss ka 100 RS leti hay .....

Friend: acha, yar to bada lucky hay doosron say to wo 500rs leti hay.


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Old 05-26-2008, 05:02 PM
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good jokes.
interested.
nice to hear it.
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Old 12-26-2016, 06:13 PM
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Nice joke
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hahahahahhahahaa really nice jokes
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Two dogs talking...

Fido: I can't go to dog obedience school tonight.

Spot: Why not?

Fido: My master ate my homework.
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Arguing with the wife is a lot like trying to read the Terms of Use on the internet. In the end you just give up and go “I Agree”.
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