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Old 01-05-2005, 10:07 AM
Lalita Joshi Lalita Joshi is offline
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Wink Some Definitions

Discipline:- A word missing from the dictionary of students.

Doctor:- One who charges before discharging.

Love:-Like a war, easy to begin but hard to stop.

Marriage:- Two blades of scissors, pivoted together which always move in opposite directions to cut whatever comes before them.

Divorce:- Future tense of marriage.

Hostel:- A modern hospital visited by the patients suffering from special disease called "study"

Temple:- A cage where God is imprisoned and his relatives come to meet him.

Cigerrete:- A pipe with fire at one end and a fool at other.

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