Fun!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bhavyaa]

Hey Munnabhai! I could't stop laughing to read ur jokes. Keep it up!

Here is Sardar joke:-

NASA sent sardar to moon......
Sardar got into rocket
and returned half the way shouting oye.......
How dare you to cheat me?
Today is AMAVASYA,
there will be no moon.

[Bhavyaa]

Pehli Mulaqat

Mujhe aaj bhi yaad hai wo pehli mulaqat,

wo platform no.2 par gadi ka rukna....

wo nazaron ka milna..........

aur tumhara mujh se kehna,
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"Ek rupyia dedo baba"

[funforwards]

A Foreigner had a very spicy Indian dinner .....

what happens next
read here

http://funforwards.googlepages.com/16.htm

Have Fun!!!

[MunnaBhaiMbbs]

Ek din jail mein Qaidiyon ne Ramlila kheli.

Agle din Jailor ko pareshan dekhkar doosre inspector ne poocha : " Kya baat hai aap pareshan kyon hai?"

Jailor ne kaha: : "Ke kal raat Qaidiyon ne Ramlila kheli thi aur jis Qaidi ne hanuman ka role kiya tha, woh Sanjivni booti lene gaya tha aur abhi tak wapis nahi aaya

[MunnaBhaiMbbs]

Teacher: Delhi mein Kutub minar hai.

Tinku was sleeping and teacher wakes him up.

Teacher: What did I say?

Tinku replies: Delhi mein kutta bimar hai...

[MunnaBhaiMbbs]

A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery.
He goes to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
The Sardar says, "I want my 20 lakhs.

The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you one lakh
today and then you'll get the rest spread
out for the next 19 weeks."

The Sardar said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want
it."

Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest
during the next 19 weeks.

The Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If
you're not going to give me my 20 lakhs right
now, then I want my five rupees back!"

[Yash Preet]

haaaaaaaa!
nice one!!!!!!!!