Pakistani cricket team
After the defeat in the World Cup Final of Pakistani cricket team, the team members were not able to show their faces to people and they chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms. Saeed Anwar could not resist for too long to be in UK and still not be able to go out shopping and have fun. So he disguises himself as a Sardaar and goes out.He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him "Hi Saeed Anwar!" Surprised for having been caught he comes back and makes himself up as a woman - in Burkha etc and goes out. Yet again - the same woman greets him "Hi Saeed Anwar!". Saeed Anwar comes back determined to give it yet another try with the make up of a Hippie wig and shorts etc.
All in vain - the same lady catches him again and greets him "Hi Saeed Anwar!". Bewildered by now, he could not help asking, "How do you manage to recognise me each time?" and comes the answer, "shhh...stupid...I'm Waseem, your captain"!!!
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