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    Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
    Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.


    Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
    Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.


    What's Ford?
    Santa: Gaadi.
    What's Oxford?
    Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

    A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
    Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
    Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
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