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  • >animals jokes< question and answer.. :-)

    Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
    A: To get to the Shell station!

    Q: Why did the chicken scientist cross the road?
    A: To invent the other side.

    Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
    A: To corrupt the other side.

    Q: Why did the chicken IRS representative cross the road?
    A: To bankrupt the other side.

    Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
    A: To get to the car accident on the other side.

    Q: Why did chicken Dr. Kevorkian cross the road?
    A: To help the patient find the other side.

    Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?
    A: To break on through to the other side.

    Q: Why do birds fly South?
    A: Because it's too far to walk.
    SmILe AnD ThE WoRlD SmILE WiTh YoU ,



    FaRt AnD YoU StAnD DoNE......

  • #2
    Nice jokes sweet soha. Those were good ones. Post some more.

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    • #3
      not get the jok

      i donot get the jok.

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      • #4
        Q-Nepal me kabhi chori nahi hoti???
        A-Kyuki waha sabhi ghurka hai...lol

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