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  • New Maths - Man Women & Donkey

    Subject: New Maths - Man Women & Donkey.


    Equation 1

    Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

    Donkey = eat + sleep


    Therefore,

    Human = Donkey + work + enjoy


    if, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work


    In other words,

    Human that doesn't enjoy = Donkey that works (Eqn 1)

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    Equation 2

    Men = eat + sleep + earn money

    Donkeys = eat + sleep

    Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money (Eqn 2)

    If Men - earn money = Donkeys

    In other words,

    Men that don't earn money = Donkeys (Eqn 3)


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    Equation 3

    Women = eat + sleep + spend

    Donkeys = eat + sleep


    Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend (Eqn 4)


    If, Women - spend = Donkeys

    In other words,


    Women that don't spend = Donkeys (Eqn 5)


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    To Conclude:

    >From Eqn 3 and Eqn 5
    Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend
    So,
    Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

    Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)
    From Eqn 2 + Eqn 4, we have
    Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend
    From Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

    Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys

    And the Donkeys live happily ever after!
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