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  • Damn Funny: (How to differentiate b/w different cities of India!!!)

    Scenario 1





    Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,





    then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.





    You are in Kolkata










    Scenario 2





    Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,





    sees them and walks on.





    That's "Amchi Mumbai"...busy place dude...










    Scenario 3





    Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes





    along & tries to make peace... The first two get





    together & beat him up. That's Delhi










    Scenario 4





    Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to





    watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens





    a chai-stall That's Ahmedabad .










    Scenario 5





    Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes





    he Writes a software program to stop the fight.





    But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in





    the program. That's Bangalore .










    Scenario 6





    Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.





    A Guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA"





    doesn't Like all this nonsense. Peace comes in. That's Chennai.





    Scenario 7





    Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out





    and call their friends on their mobiles Now 50 guys





    are fighting. You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB !!!










    Scenario 8





    Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with





    a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and





    abusing each other and all go home as friends. You are in Goa .










    And the best one is here.....................










    Scenario 9





    Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house.





    And says" aamchya gharasamor bhandu naka,





    dusarikade jaun bhanda ( dont fight in front of my place,





    go somewhere else and keep fighting)". That's Pune for sure!!!
    Last edited by Deepmala; 09-02-2008, 11:45 AM.
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