Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Temperatures in Norway

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Temperatures in Norway

    +15°C / 59°F
    This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.

    +10°C / 50°F
    The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.

    +5°C / 41°F
    Italian cars won't start. The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.

    0°C / 32°F
    Distilled water freezes. The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.

    -5°C / 23°F
    People in California almost freeze to death. The Norwegians have their final barbecue before winter.

    -10°C / 14°F
    The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Norwegians start using long sleeves.

    -20°C / -4°F
    The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.

    -30°C / -22°F
    People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.

    -40°C / -40°F
    Paris start cracking in the cold. The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.

    -50°C / -58°F
    Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

    -70°C / -94°F
    The false Santa moves south. The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training.

    -183°C / -297.4°F
    Microbes in food don't survive. The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

    -273°C / -459.4°F
    ALL atom-based movement halts. The Norwegians start saying "Faen, it's cold outside today."

    -300°C / -508°F
    Hell freezes over, Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.
Working...
X