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    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

  • #2
    nice jokes

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    • #3
      good joke

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      • #4
        Hahahahahha
        Enjoyed....
        I am a very sincere,loving and caring person.

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        • #5
          Nice joke Ankur hahahaha..

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          • #6
            It really made me laugh

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            • #7
              डॉक्टर- आपका वजन कितना है? संता- चश्में के साथ 75 किलो। डॉक्टर- और चश्में के बिना? संता- वो मुझे दिखता ही नहीं।:-d

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              • #8
                श्यामलाल- डॉक्टर साहब...मैं चश्मा लगाकर पढ़ सकूंगा न? डॉक्टर- हां...हां, बिल्कुल... श्यामलाल- फिर ठीक है, वरना अनपढ़ आदमी की जिंदगी भी कोई जिंदगी है भला.

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                • #9
                  hahahahaha nice sonia

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                  • #10
                    Santa : Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?
                    Mom : Nahi to beta!
                    Santa : To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise??

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                    • #11
                      Nice joke

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                      • #12
                        Ha ha ha ha Nice joke

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                        • #13
                          Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga.
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                          Bnglore aya banglore aya.
                          Balle Balle
                          .
                          'Air Hostess: Hello sir.
                          B silent
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                          Santa- ok anglore aya anglore aya
                          .
                          alle alle .

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                          • #14
                            very nice joke.

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                            • #15
                              Haha nice shilpa.
                              It’s better to give than to receive. Especially advice

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