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    A beautiful girl goes to Professor

    A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
    and
    say
    that i will do anything to pass in the exams
    and professor says
    NOW OPEN YOUR
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    .
    .
    .
    .
    Books And Study


    Can kids of our age have kids?

    Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
    “can kids of our age have kids?”

    Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

    Boy said to girl :
    “see i told you not to worry!!!!”.


    2 men went 2 a callgirl

    2 men went 2 a callgirl.
    1st went in and came out n said
    “Na my wife is better.”
    2nd went in and came out n said
    “U R right ur wife is much better.”

    Usne utari saree…

    Usne utari saree
    fir aayi peticoat ki bari
    blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
    ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
    yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!


    It’s the things that satisfies your mind

    It’s the thing that satisfies
    ur mind, body & soul!
    Do it on bed, on a sofa,
    in the car or anywhere!
    It’s called Prayer!
    God bless ur naughty mind.

    Pehlay KISS karo, phir palang per litao

    Pehle KISS karo,
    phir PALANG per leta do,
    phir CHADDI utar do,
    phir NICHE haath lagao,
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Aur check karo k
    BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

    Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

    Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
    Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

    Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
    Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.


    Biwi pani se bohat darti hai

    Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
    Friend : Acha wo kaise?

    Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
    mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

    Hundreds of spicy jokes --->
    More funny jokes...

  • #2
    good jokes i like all.

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