The runways are clear
A peppery woman at the airline ticket counter was complaining long and loudly about the delay in her plane's departure.
"Young man," she snapped at the agent, "the way you people run this airline a witch on a janitor's broom could get there faster!"
The agent, with just a hint of a smile, says, "The runways are clear, madam. Please feel free."
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A peppery woman at the airline ticket counter was complaining long and loudly about the delay in her plane's departure.
"Young man," she snapped at the agent, "the way you people run this airline a witch on a janitor's broom could get there faster!"
The agent, with just a hint of a smile, says, "The runways are clear, madam. Please feel free."
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Joke: Poison Mushrooms
Cartoons: Bikini Sale
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