A man apply for a job

[megrisoft]

A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the result.

The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?"

"It's called the door!"

[Chris]

nice one megrisoft.

here goes a few more.This is a collection of leave letters and applications
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1. An employee applied for leave as follows:Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

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2. From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

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3. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

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4. "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

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5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

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6. An incident of a leave letter"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

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7. A leave letter to the headmaster:"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

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8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

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9. Covering note:"I am enclosed herewith..."

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10. Another one:"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

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11. Actual letter written for application of leave:"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

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12. Letter writing: -"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

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see ya!

[Yash Preet]

nice joke!