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    The phone rings at KGB headquarters.

    "Hello?"

    "Hello, is this KGB?"

    "Yes. What do you want?"

    "I'm calling to report my neighbor Yankel Rabinovitz as an enemy of the State. He is hiding undeclared diamonds in his firewood."

    "This will be noted."

    Soon, the KGB goons come over to Rabinovitz's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no diamonds and leave.

    Next morning, phone rings at Rabinovitz's house.

    "Hello, Yankel! Did the KGB come?"

    "Yes Borosky.They came and chopped my wood."

    "Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my field plowed."
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