A Paki , Bangladeshi & A Sardar

[priyapatel]

A Paki, Bangladeshi and a Sardar are in a bar one night having a beer.
The Paki drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls
out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."

The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Sardar , cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Paki and
Bangladeshi. He says "In Delhi we have so many Pakis and Bangladeshi that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

[India1989]

lmao. Lol. rofl. man this one was the funniest. Great joke. Nice joke.

Liked it. simply great jokes.

[Yash Preet]

appling matermonial

sardar give a advertisment to his daugther in matremonial. who is working at call center.
he giving ade that she is smart, intelligent and highly paid call girl.

[India1989]

lol that was funny too.
nice jokes.

[Yash Preet]

for india 1989

you don't have any jokes to tell? what is your real name?

[India1989]

my real name is Soumo. I do have jokes to tell but i like to tell them when i am not busy. SO i will tell the jokes maybe tomorrow.

[Yash Preet]

ok soumo

ok fine .1 jok is.
daily a sardar go to his kichen and open the box of sugar. he does it daily.
tell me why.














becoze doctor tell him to check his sugar daily. Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[miqsh]

this is my favourite joke

Banta was drawing money from ATM.

Santa Singh behind him in the line said, Ha! Ha! Haaa! I have seen your password.

Banta: What is it? .

Santa: It is four asterisk(****)

Banta: Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong. It is 1 2 5 6

[India1989]

yeah it is a good joke. NOw some from me

Santa Singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall. It read "Padne waala gadha."(one who reads it is an ass.) Santa Singh thought for an hour, erased it and wrote back,"Likhne waala gadha."(One who wrote it is an ass).

Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :
Sardarji 1 :Praaji , Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ?
Sardarji 2 : Tumhe nahe pata ?
Sardarji 1 : Nahe pata.
Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .

you guys believe it or not but one day Santa Singh and Banta Singh were found playing Chess.

[Yash Preet]

ant

Ant refuse to marriage with the Elephant.
every one in the shock why she is doing this.



everyone asked to the Ant why to refuse him.


Ant told that" I don't want to marry with elephant because his teeth are outside "

[Yash Preet]

Sardar have a walk with his 3 dogs.
one person asked the name of his 3 dogs.
sardar:this is Mandeep singh
this is Sandeep Singh
this is kulvant Singh
and the person asked:"what is your name"
Sardar Said: "Tome"

[India1989]

Nice jokes yash preet. People keep all this good work up. Give us some more jokes. Don't worry i will also give you guys lots of jokes.

[miqsh]

i know some ant and elephant jokes, they are pretty good too...
here is one...

once the elephant was being chased by a bunch of hunters, he met ant on the way and asked the ant for its help to escape the hunters, the ant asked the elephant to calm down, he told that he would help him for sure. he kept thinking about it untill the hunters were a few meters away. he lastly told "you know what, we can fool them, if u hide behind me." the elephant died of a 'heart attack' for trusting the ant to come up with a good idea.

[Yash Preet]

once a time

Elephant meet with a accedient.

Ant is running very fastly.
Another ant why are you run very fastly.




she did'nt say any thing and keepes on running.
then again Another ant why are you run very fastly.

she said"elephant my boyfriend is in the hospital, he need blood. so i am hurry to give blood to him"

[priyapatel]

Elephant meet with a accedient.

Ant is running very fastly.
Another ant why are you run very fastly.




she did'nt say any thing and keepes on running.
then again Another ant why are you run very fastly.

she said"elephant my boyfriend is in the hospital, he need blood. so i am hurry to give blood to him"

HAHAHAHAHA Funnnnyyyy