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    Funny sms & jokes

    Teacher: Make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times.
    Sardar: Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara and she becomes Lara Lara

    Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
    Santa : What would u do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
    Banta : Dont worry,I have 1 more

    Munna> Agar Maa Ko MoM Kahe To Uski Choti Or Badi Bahen Ko Kya Bole?
    Circuit Simple He Bhai, Boleto..Minimam & Maximam!

    Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
    Santa: Birla cement.
    Banta: Kyun?
    Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai

    Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
    Servant: it`s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go



    bye everybody
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