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    HE: I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face like yours!
    SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like yours!!!

    HE: Hi!didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
    SHE: Must've been once.i never make the same mistake twice!!!

    HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
    SHE: No,i'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

    HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
    SHE: I must've been given your share!!!

    HE: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
    SHE: It's hot!!!

    HE: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
    SHE: Okay,but would you stay there?

    HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
    SHE: Sorry! i'm having a headache this weekend!!!

    HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
    SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!

    HE: Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out!
    SHE: Okay,get out!!!

    HE: I think I could make you very happy
    SHE: Why,are you leaving?

    HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
    SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

    HE: Can I have your name?
    SHE: why,don't you already have one?

    HE: Shall we go and see a film?
    SHE: I've already seen it!!!

    HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
    SHE: Nah,it was plain bad luck!!!

    HE: You know I can't seem to get your face out of my mind.
    SHE: Wow really, I have a similar problem I cant seem to get you out of my face!!!

    HE: When I look at your face, I can't hold my self down..
    SHE: And when I look at your face I can't seem to keep my food down!

    HE: You know when they made u they must have broken the mold.
    SHE: Yeah and when they were making you must have leaked out of your mold!!

    HE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be anyone as beautiful as you?
    SHE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, i'm sure there's no-one as ugly as you!

    HE: Do you have a phone number I can reach you on?
    She: Sorry, telephones are against my religion!!!

    HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    SHE: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

    HE: Is this seat empty?
    SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

    HE: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
    SHE: It's in the phone book.

    HE: But I don't know your name.
    SHE: That's in the phone book too.

    HE: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
    SHE: Do not Enter

    HE: I know how to please a woman.
    SHE: Then please leave me alone.

    HE: I want to give myself to you.
    SHE: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

    HE: I hope you didn't hurt yourself when fell to earth from heaven.
    SHE: No, but it looks like you landed on your face!
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  • #2
    Nice joke.

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    • #3
      ha ha NIce Joke..

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