A Paki , Bangladeshi & A Sardar

[India1989]

Elephant meet with a accedient.

Ant is running very fastly.
Another ant why are you run very fastly.




she did'nt say any thing and keepes on running.
then again Another ant why are you run very fastly.

she said"elephant my boyfriend is in the hospital, he need blood. so i am hurry to give blood to him"

haha this was very funny too. Nice jokes.

Good joke from iqbal too. Keep it up. Unfortunately i don't know much ant and elephant joke.

But here is one.

What will happen if Laloo prasad Yadav becomes our PM

Laloo Hamara Neta


What would be changed if Laloo Prasad becomes India's Prime Minister:

1. National Anthem : Khana Pina Adhik Zaroorat hai...

2. National Attire : Dhoti & Kurta

3. National Drink : Fresh Buffalo Milk

4. National Animal : Buffalo, from Bihar

5. National Sport : Milking Buffalo (morning), Buffalo Race (evening)

6. Corporate Language : Enlish-va

7. National Toy : A. K. 58

8. National Family Planning Policy : Hum Do, Humare Dozen

9. National Documentry Film : Laloo Ban Gaya Gentleman

10. National Vehicle : Buffalo Cart

11. National Recreation : Pro-creation

Laloo's Slogan:

Jab Tak Rahega Samosa Me Aloo,
Tab Tak Rahega Hamara P.M. Laloo