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    A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

    "I can't do that, officer."

    "Why not?"

    "Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."

    "Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."

    "Can't do that either, officer."

    "Why not?"

    "Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."

    "Alright, we could get a blood sample."

    "Can't do that either, officer."

    "Why not?"

    "Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die."

    "Fine then, just walk this white line."

    "Can't do that either, officer."

    "Why not?"

    "Because I'm drunk."

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    Last edited by sunil; 07-23-2005, 06:08 PM.
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  • #2
    hi

    Dear Sunil,

    HAHAHAHAH..........

    Its Nice Jok yaar, Will You Provide More........

    Viru
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    • #3
      Definitely my frieind, Here is one more for you:

      An Indian boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.

      The lad asked, "What is this, father?"

      The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what it is."

      While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.

      The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.

      The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."
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      • #4
        Since we are in the mood,here is another one.

        A piece of string walks into a bar, and the bartender says to
        him, "Hey buddy! We don't serve pieces of string here! Can't
        you read the sign?" And he kicks the piece of string out of
        the bar.

        So the string is outside the bar, and decides to create a
        disguise for himself to get inside. He ties his head in a
        knot, and brushes out the end on top and walks confidently
        back into the bar and sits down.

        The bartender walks up to him handing him a drink, and
        looking suspiciously at him, says "Hey... weren't you that
        piece of string I kicked out of here just a little while
        ago?"

        The piece of string replies, "No, I'm afraid not!"

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        • #5
          One more for you my friend!

          A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy.

          "I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong, you have to pay me 1 dollar. Then you ask me a question, and if I get it wrong, you get 10 dollars. You ask me a question first." The farmer thinks for a while.

          "I know. What has three legs, takes 10 hours to climb up a palm tree, and 10 seconds to get back down?"

          The scientist is confused and thinks long and hard about the question. Finally, the train ride is coming to an end. As it pulls into the station, the scientist takes out 10 dollars and gives it to the farmer.

          "I don't know. What has 3 legs, takes 10 hours to get up a palm tree and 10 seconds to get back down?"

          The farmer takes the 10 dollars and puts it into his pocket. He then takes out 1 dollar and hands it to the scientist.

          "I don't know."
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          • #6
            haaahahah nice joke.

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            • #7
              Nice Joke..

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