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  • Fun!!!!!!!!!!!

    *How does Santa takes bath during winter,
    He stands in front of the mirror & throws water.............


    *4 Years, 40 Subjects, 400 practicals, 4000 lectures, 40000 Submissions, 400000 Rupees
    A normal human being can't do it!!
    Remaining Abnormals are called 'ENGINEERS'.

  • #2
    Love letter

    A biscuit wala writes Love letter :-
    Dear MARIE, Today is GOODDAY,
    U R ANMOL for me,
    But you have CRACKJACKED my Heart,
    B'coz I've a LITTLE HEART,
    Now, I am in 50-50 Position.................

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    • #3
      Santa- AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
      Banta- Jab Auto me koi Ganji ladki baithi ho,
      To usko kehte hain, "AUTO-MEIN-TAKLI"(a girl without hair in auto)

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      • #4
        Door se Dekha to Kuch Dikha Nahi
        Dooor se Dekhaaa...... to Kuch Dikha Nahi
        Dooooor se Dekhaaaaa...... to Kuch Dikha Nahi
        Paas ja ke Dekha to Kuch tha hi Nahi

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        • #5
          hey, tameea!
          nice one! Keep it up!

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          • #6
            Thanks Bhavyaa!
            one more Ha!

            Ladki Boli:
            Chandani chaand se hote hai sitaroon se nahi
            Chandaniii chaaaand se hote hai sitaroooon se nahi
            Mohabbat ek se hoti hai hazaroon se nahi

            Ladka Bola:
            Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaroon ka kya hoga,
            Chandniii agar chaaaand se hogi to sitarooon ka kya hoga,
            Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaroon ka kya hoga.

            Wah Wah! Wah Wah!

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            • #7
              "breaking News"
              "free Breakfast"
              "free Lunch"
              "free Dinner"



              Don't Miss The Chance



              Just Go


              And Say


              "you Are The Responsible For The Mumbai Blast"

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              • #8
                Santa to Banta- Punjab me logon ko mor se pyar nahi hai kya?
                Banta to Santa- kyon???
                Santa-Aaj ke news me tha 20 MORE killed in PUNJAB!!!
                Dunya mein kitnie hai navratein
                Phir bhie dilo mein hai chahatein
                Mar bhie Jaye Pyaar walein
                Zinda rehtie hai unki mohabbatein

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                • #9
                  MAN: In my dreams,MONKEYS play Footbal every night
                  DOCTOR: Take this Medicine from tonight.
                  MAN: Can I start from tomorrow because tonight is the FINAL.
                  Dunya mein kitnie hai navratein
                  Phir bhie dilo mein hai chahatein
                  Mar bhie Jaye Pyaar walein
                  Zinda rehtie hai unki mohabbatein

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                  • #10
                    A newly passed Dr. was doing his 1st operation in his career.
                    As the operation finished.He bent on his knes,moved his head upwrds & said "HEY KAALI MAA MERI YE BHET SWIKAR KAR!"

                    Q: SARDAR ji agar aapko Garmi lage to aap kya karte ho?
                    A: Sarar - Mai Cooler ki Saamne baith jata hu.
                    Q: Agar fir bhi Garmii lage to?
                    A: Sardar: To Cooler "ON" kar leta hu

                    Boyfriend: Mein tumse shaadi nahi kar sakta.Gharwale mana kar rahe hai.
                    Girlfriend: Kaun kaun hai ghar me.
                    Boyfriend: 1 biwi or 2 bacche.
                    Dunya mein kitnie hai navratein
                    Phir bhie dilo mein hai chahatein
                    Mar bhie Jaye Pyaar walein
                    Zinda rehtie hai unki mohabbatein

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                    • #11
                      Ek saradaar apne kandhe pe 1 panchi lekar bazaar mein ghoom raha tha.

                      Uske dost ne pooncha 'jaanwar kahan se pakad laye'

                      To panchi bola ‘panjaab se’
                      Dunya mein kitnie hai navratein
                      Phir bhie dilo mein hai chahatein
                      Mar bhie Jaye Pyaar walein
                      Zinda rehtie hai unki mohabbatein

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                      • #12
                        Shivji aur parvati computer kyon nahi seekh paaye?



                        Socho..






                        Fir socho...





                        Nahin pata




                        Kyonki




                        Ganesh ji mouse le kar bhaag gaye the.
                        Dunya mein kitnie hai navratein
                        Phir bhie dilo mein hai chahatein
                        Mar bhie Jaye Pyaar walein
                        Zinda rehtie hai unki mohabbatein

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                        • #13
                          Ek aadmi kabar par baitha tha.

                          Musafir ne poocha: Bhai sahab, tumhe darr nahi lagta.

                          Aadmi: Darne ki kya baat hai, Kabar ke andar garmi lag rahi thi thodi der bahar a gaya..
                          Dunya mein kitnie hai navratein
                          Phir bhie dilo mein hai chahatein
                          Mar bhie Jaye Pyaar walein
                          Zinda rehtie hai unki mohabbatein

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                          • #14
                            I like u,
                            I really like u,
                            I like u verry much,
                            Kyunki geeta me likha hai
                            Paap se nafrat karo papiyo se nahi.
                            Dunya mein kitnie hai navratein
                            Phir bhie dilo mein hai chahatein
                            Mar bhie Jaye Pyaar walein
                            Zinda rehtie hai unki mohabbatein

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                            • #15
                              I like u,
                              I really like u,
                              I like u verry much,
                              Kyunki geeta me likha hai
                              Paap se nafrat karo papiyo se nahi.
                              Dunya mein kitnie hai navratein
                              Phir bhie dilo mein hai chahatein
                              Mar bhie Jaye Pyaar walein
                              Zinda rehtie hai unki mohabbatein

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