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Old 01-06-2015, 02:45 PM
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SCHOOL :
Apni to paatshala
masti ki pathshala

TUTION :
Idhar chala mai udhar chala

MATHS :
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh

SCIENCE :
Aa khusi se kudkushi karle

GEOGRAPHY :
Musafir hoon main yaaro

ECONOMICS :
Kyu paisa paisa karti hai,
paise pe kyu tu marti hai

EXAM :
Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai

RESULT :
Jiya dhadak dhadak

PASS :
Aaj mai upar asman niche

FAIL :
Jag suna suna lage.....
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Old 01-06-2015, 02:45 PM
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Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
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Old 01-06-2015, 02:48 PM
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Q- a parrots sits on an elephant and the elephant died!!
Prove how is this possible….?
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Physics student:
assume that elephant’s name is parrot
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parrot’s name is elephant
physics can prove anything
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Old 01-06-2015, 02:56 PM
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Santa dialled a phone number.
A computerizd female voice said,
"apke pass paryapt balance hahi hai-kirpaya aapna mobile rechage kare".
Santa:bas janeman tumse baat ho jati hai,itna hi kaafi hai!
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Old 01-06-2015, 02:58 PM
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Santa: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Santa: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!'
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Old 01-06-2015, 03:02 PM
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Girl: If you will propose me with shortest sentence ever then only I will accept
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Boy: DEGI?
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Old 01-06-2015, 03:03 PM
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Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge.
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.
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Old 02-10-2015, 01:18 PM
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Teacher to Santa -;
isko pura kro noso chhue khakr billi____
Santa : noso chhue khakr billi holi holi chli.
teacher : te kya bkwas h
santa : ji noso chhue kha ke ta billi hill wi nhi skdi mein ta pher vi thvade drr toh hole hole chla ti
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Old 06-02-2015, 01:18 PM
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Boss:Where were you born?
Santa:India.
Boss:which part?
Santa:what'which part?whole body was born in India.
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