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Old 01-06-2015, 02:21 PM
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Default "My computer"

Pappu rings a technical support:

My internet is not working properly
Officer: Ok ,Double click on "My computer"
Pappu: I can't see ur computer
Officer:No no, click on "My computer" on ur computer
Pappu: How can I click on your computer from my computer?
Officer: listen , There is an icon labelled "My computer" on your computer
Ok ,double click on it
Pappu: what the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer..?
Officer: Double click on ur computer
Pappu: On which Icon i've to click
Officer: "My computer"
Pappu: Oh Teri……Pagal insaan
Tell me where is ur office. I'll come there and
click on ur "Computer."????

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Old 01-06-2015, 02:23 PM
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Fake Facebook profile names

Kali - Kaluti Girl

Facebook pe name: 'While Angel'


Mota hathi jaisa ladka

Facebook pe name: 'Smart Guy'


Andhere se bhi darne wala ladka

Facebook pe name: 'The Killer'


Mohalle ki sabse Desi Ladki

Facebook pe name: 'Princess Rocks'


50 saal ki Aunty

Facebook pe name: 'The Doll Returns'


60 Saal ka budha baba

Facebook pe Name: 'The king'


Be aware of such facebook names, you may be the victim of such names...
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Old 01-06-2015, 02:25 PM
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Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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Old 01-06-2015, 02:25 PM
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A: Why are all those people running?
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running?

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Old 01-06-2015, 02:32 PM
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Sardar ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua.
Aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya
kamino aaj to amawasya h, chand to hoga hi nahi.
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Old 01-06-2015, 02:33 PM
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1 pagal Kutte pe baith ke ghoom
raha tha..
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2nd pagal:" Tujhe police pakad
legi..
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1st pagal:" kyu ??
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2nd pagal:" Helmet nahi pahna
hai tune..
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1st pagal:" Abey niche dekh
4wheeler hai.
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Old 01-06-2015, 02:33 PM
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Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"...
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"....
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!".....
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Old 01-06-2015, 02:34 PM
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Boy: Mom Aaj Khaane Mein Kya Banaya Hai...

Mom: Baigan Ki Sabji...

Boy: Kya Mom!!!! Phir Baigan Ki Sabji? Aapko Toh Pata Hai Ki Mujhe Baigan Bilkul Achche Nahin Lagte......

Mom: Ye Sab Nakhre Apni Bivi Ke Samne Karna, Tab Toh Munh Se Ek Shabad Nahin Niklega Jo Vo Banaygi Chup Chaap Kha Loge!!!

Boy: Ok Lao Baigan Hi Khata Hu...

After Marriage..........
Boy: Aaj Khane Mein Kya Bana Hai Darling?

Wife: Baigan Ki Sabzi!!!

Boy: Kya??? Baigan Ki Sabzi...!!!

Wife: Ye Nakhre Na Apni Maa Ke Saamne Kiya Karo, Tab Toh Kuch Bola Nahi Jaata.

Boy: Achcha Lao, De Do Baigan Ki Sabzi...

Bechaare Ladke...
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Old 01-06-2015, 02:38 PM
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Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
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Old 01-06-2015, 02:42 PM
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NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
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