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    Developer Nana Patekar's dialogue
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    Bang Bang Bang…(on the keyboard)…

    Ye dekho …

    Ye 'C' ka code.. ye 'C++' ka code… Ye dono mila diya…

    Ab bata saale tester - 'C' ka kaunsa, 'C++' ka kaunsa???

    Jab banane waale ne ismein koi farak nahi kiya to tum kaun ho farak karne waale….



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    Aur jab yeh Java ka code kisi Dotnet wale aadmi ko karna pad jata hai na,
    Toh coder uth ta nahi, balki is duniya se uth jaata hai…………




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    Sunny : Chaddha samjao ise….
    Meshing karne ke liye jo jigar chahiye hota hai wo kisi bazaar mein nahi milta…
    Mesher use lekar paida hota hai….



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    Sunny Deol : bench pe bench, bench pe bench, bench pe bench aur bench pe bench…
    Log paglon ki tarah training mein raat raat bhar padhte rahe aur unhe mili toh sirf bench!
    Analysisi of algorithm karte karte unki khudki life ban gayi ek unsolvable algorithm aur unhe bhi mili to sirf bench!
    Training ke baad proj milega, phir appraisal hoga, phir onsite jaoonga isi soch mein logon ne training clear kar di aur unhe bhi mili toh sirf bench!
    Bench par baithe baithe log khud ban gaye hai ek bench, aur phir bhi unhe mili toh bench!



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    Sunny Deol(Coder) : Aur haan Tester … Testing mein kuch gadbad kin na… to marunga. PM stop stop kehata rahega aur tu Pit ta rahega.



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    Jaani,

    Jinke khud ke code JAVA mein hote hai,
    Woh DOT NET ka certification nahi diya karate !!
    Last edited by Deepmala; 09-02-2008, 11:51 AM.
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    Nice Thread....
    Keep on posting threads like this....
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