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  • English makes the world go round.

    I am informed these are real signs in English put up by innocents abroad.
    The odd one is worth a titter.


    In a Belgrade elevator: To move the cabin, push button for
    wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each
    one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then
    going alphabetically by national order.

    A doctor's office in Rome: Specialist in women and other
    diseases.

    On a menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid
    red beer soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger;
    roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the
    country people's fashion.

    A Finnish hotel's instructions in case of fire: If you are
    unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window.

    Ad for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride your
    own ass?

    In a Czech tourist agency: Take one of our horse driven
    tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.

    A temple in Bangkok: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a
    foreigner if dressed like a man.

    Car rental brochure in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave
    in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first,
    but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with
    vigor.

  • #2
    Good one
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    • #3
      Hahahahahaha

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      • #4
        In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
        through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
        consumer goods.

        On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
        (Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

        On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
        Details inside.
        (the shoplifter special)?

        On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
        (and that would be how???.....)

        On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
        (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

        On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn
        upside down."
        (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

        On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after
        heating."
        (..and you thought????....)

        On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
        (but wouldn't this save me more time)?

        On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate
        machinery after taking this medication."
        (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
        could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

        On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness..."
        (and...I'm taking this because???....)

        On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use
        only."
        (as opposed to...what)?

        On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
        (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

        On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
        (talk about a news flash)

        On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet,
        eat nuts."
        (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

        On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not
        enable you to fly."
        (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

        On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your
        hands or genitals."
        (Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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        • #5
          This is great.We always read things like this and they are really a piece of joke on human mankind.
          IndiaBook Sr Editor and Reviewer
          IndiaBook is like my child whom I want to nuture till perfection.It is a dream of success which will be made reality soon.

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          • #6
            My dad and I were on a ferris weel and it said on the door do not exit when in air

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            • #7
              Maybe someone had tried it.So they thought better to write it.
              IndiaBook Sr Editor and Reviewer
              IndiaBook is like my child whom I want to nuture till perfection.It is a dream of success which will be made reality soon.

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              • #8
                Hi nameeta,where you been?

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