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!!!!...RAAVAN....!!!! this is hilarious hahaha

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  • !!!!...RAAVAN....!!!! this is hilarious hahaha

    Ek bar ek banda Ravan ke naam ka bahut jap karta hai. Akhir kaar Ravanji prassan hote hai and then..................

    Ravan: "bol watsa!! kya chahiye?"
    Banda: "mujhe 100 var de do !!"
    Ravan: "Pratha anusar main tumhe keval 3 var hi de sakhta hoon"
    Banda: "par mujhe 100 var chahiye"
    Ravan: "nahi balak yeh asambhav hai"
    Banda: "nahi mujhe 100 var matlab 100 chahiye"
    Ravan: "nahi, mai tumhe keval 3 hi de sakta hoon, chahiye toh lo varna main chala..."
    Banda: "theek hai par mere maange hue 3 var pakka denge na"
    Ravan: "pakka, rakshash ki juban matlab paththar pe lakeer"
    Banda: "pahla var, tumhare kandhe par rakhi hui gada hai na, use lakdi (wood) bana do"
    Ravan: "Tathastu" and his gadha turns into a stick.
    Banda: "dusra var, woh lakdi apni gand me dalo"
    Ravan: (pareshan hota hai par vada kiya hai to! nibhana padega na isiliye) "Tathastu"
    Banda: "abhi mujhe bache hue 97 var deta hai ki fir se us lakdi ki gada bana dalu
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