Talk about Indian

[Parveen Komal]

That we are the most cultured country on the planet
That we are not racists
That Hindi is our national language
That Hockey is our national sport
That we are a democracy in essence
That one vote doesn’t matter
That if you are an IITian, you are the best Engineer
That if you are an IIMite, you are the best manager
That all politicians are corrupt
That all cops are dishonest
That none of the government officials work
That we worship and respect women
That it’s okay to litter anywhere and it is not an offence in India
That sex shouldn’t be discussed
That eventually we’ll become the economic and military superpower
That bribing is not a crime
That god punishes the culprits someday
That all South Indians are intellectual but boring people
That all North Indians are dim witted but interesting people
That Entrepreneurs are those who failed to get a job or have been fired from one
That India can’t change
That Narendra Modi has a magic wand
That Congress loves Muslims
That BJP Loves Hindus
That Mayawati is the sole savior of scheduled castes