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    A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball
    Into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it
    And found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If
    You release me from this trap, I will grant you three
    Wishes."

    The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank
    You, but I failed to mention the condition to your
    Wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get
    Times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay."

    For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
    Beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her,
    "You do realize that this wish will also make your
    Husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis
    Whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's
    Okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and
    He will have eyes only for me."

    So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
    For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest
    Woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make
    Your husband the richest man in the world. And he
    Will be ten
    Times richer than you. "The woman said, "That's okay,
    Because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
    So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

    The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she
    Answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

    Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with
    Them.

    Attention female readers : This is the end of the
    Joke for you.
    Stop here and continue feeling good.

    Male readers: Please scroll down.
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    The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his
    Wife!!!

    Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart.

    Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the
    Show


    PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it
    Only goes to show that women never listen!!!
    Last edited by Deepmala; 09-02-2008, 12:50 PM.
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