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    Husband and Wife in the mental home walking
    along by the pond ..
    he falls in .. she drags him out and gives
    him the kiss of of life before the emergency
    services get there and he survives .....
    the doctor say to her:-
    'if you can jump in and save your husbands
    life like you just did, then you shouldnt be
    here ..your not mad at all ..i'll be around
    later to discharge you'.
    Later that afternoon...the doctor arrives in
    her room with a nurse and says:-
    'I have some good news and bad news ..what do
    you want first?'
    she decides to have the good news first ..
    doctor says:-
    'well as you know I said we would be
    discharging you and I'm pleased to say you
    can go home'
    she says:-
    'thank you doctor .. by the way what's the
    bad news?'
    he says:-
    'i'm sorry to tell you your husband hung
    himself at lunchtime .. he's dead'
    she laughs and says:-
    'Oh no he didn't .. that was me I hung him up
    to dry!'

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    - Chahat

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    he he he he ... nice one
    Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when a million are against you..

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