NOTE:- This forum is made with the sole consideration of amusement and it just DON’T mean to hurt or harm our sardar friends and their emotions.
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A SARDAR WITH GREAT BRAINS:
A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from
Los Angeles to New York . The American asks if he would like to play a
fun-game.
The Sardar , tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and
rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay
me $5,and vice versa."
Again, the Sardar declines and tries to get some sleep.
The American, now worked up, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer,
you pay me $5,and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500."
This gets the sardar's attention and, figuring there will be no end to
this torment,agrees to the game.
The American asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth
to the moon?" The Sardar doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the American.
"Okay," says the American, "Your turn."
So the Sardar asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down
with four legs?"
The American thinks about it. No answer.
Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references.
No answer!
He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Internet and
the Library of Congress. No answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers.
Checks the input. All to no avail!
Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Sardar and hands him $500.
The Sardar thanks him and turns back to get his sleep.
The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardar and asks,
"Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the Sardar reaches into his purse, hands the American $5,
and goes back to sleep!)
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A Sardarji weNt to US and had a meeting with GEORGE.W.BUSH
BUSH: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me.
He takes him to a forest.
BUSH: Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.
BUSH: more...more...more... Sardarji went up to 100 feet.
BUSH: So now, try to search something.
Sardarji: I got a wire.
BUSH: you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have
telephones.
Sardarji became frustrated. He invited BUSH to India. Next year Bush
was in India
Sardarji : I want to show you our advancement. The same...he takes BUSH to a forest.
Sardarji : Dig it. BUSH does.
Sardarji : more...more...more... BUSH goes up to almost 400 feet..
Sardarji : try to find something. Bush tries.
Sardarji : Did you get anything? Bush : No, there is nothing here.
Sardarji : you know, it shows that even 400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS!!
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A SARDAR WITH GREAT BRAINS:
A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from
Los Angeles to New York . The American asks if he would like to play a
fun-game.
The Sardar , tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and
rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay
me $5,and vice versa."
Again, the Sardar declines and tries to get some sleep.
The American, now worked up, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer,
you pay me $5,and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500."
This gets the sardar's attention and, figuring there will be no end to
this torment,agrees to the game.
The American asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth
to the moon?" The Sardar doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the American.
"Okay," says the American, "Your turn."
So the Sardar asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down
with four legs?"
The American thinks about it. No answer.
Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references.
No answer!
He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Internet and
the Library of Congress. No answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers.
Checks the input. All to no avail!
Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Sardar and hands him $500.
The Sardar thanks him and turns back to get his sleep.
The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardar and asks,
"Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the Sardar reaches into his purse, hands the American $5,
and goes back to sleep!)
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A Sardarji weNt to US and had a meeting with GEORGE.W.BUSH
BUSH: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me.
He takes him to a forest.
BUSH: Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.
BUSH: more...more...more... Sardarji went up to 100 feet.
BUSH: So now, try to search something.
Sardarji: I got a wire.
BUSH: you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have
telephones.
Sardarji became frustrated. He invited BUSH to India. Next year Bush
was in India
Sardarji : I want to show you our advancement. The same...he takes BUSH to a forest.
Sardarji : Dig it. BUSH does.
Sardarji : more...more...more... BUSH goes up to almost 400 feet..
Sardarji : try to find something. Bush tries.
Sardarji : Did you get anything? Bush : No, there is nothing here.
Sardarji : you know, it shows that even 400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS!!
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