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Bhola with a camera, was focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Bhola ke bagiche me bahut pedh the. Bhola ne naukar se bola pedho ko pani dal.
Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai"
Bhola : are budhu chatri pakdke dal na".
Man:Bholaji where were u born?
Bholaji: Bihar.
Man: which part.
Bhola: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body born in Bihar".
Bhola's son: dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool.
Bhola: give him a glass of water.
Bhola gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Bhola:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
One Bholaji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know Why? Because he wanted to check where the
question paper is leaking...
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Bhola:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it...
Bhola at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Bholaji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY? because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"
4 hightech Bhola inventions:
---Waterproof towel
---Solar powered torch
---Book on how to read
---Pedal powered wheel chair.
Why did Bhola cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what ---To avoid side effect!
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Bhola ke bagiche me bahut pedh the. Bhola ne naukar se bola pedho ko pani dal.
Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai"
Bhola : are budhu chatri pakdke dal na".
Man:Bholaji where were u born?
Bholaji: Bihar.
Man: which part.
Bhola: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body born in Bihar".
Bhola's son: dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool.
Bhola: give him a glass of water.
Bhola gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Bhola:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
One Bholaji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know Why? Because he wanted to check where the
question paper is leaking...
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Bhola:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it...
Bhola at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Bholaji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY? because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"
4 hightech Bhola inventions:
---Waterproof towel
---Solar powered torch
---Book on how to read
---Pedal powered wheel chair.
Why did Bhola cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what ---To avoid side effect!
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