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  1. #11
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    SCHOOL :
    Apni to paatshala
    masti ki pathshala

    TUTION :
    Idhar chala mai udhar chala

    MATHS :
    Ajeeb dastan hai yeh

    SCIENCE :
    Aa khusi se kudkushi karle

    GEOGRAPHY :
    Musafir hoon main yaaro

    ECONOMICS :
    Kyu paisa paisa karti hai,
    paise pe kyu tu marti hai

    EXAM :
    Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai

    RESULT :
    Jiya dhadak dhadak

    PASS :
    Aaj mai upar asman niche

    FAIL :
    Jag suna suna lage.....
    Neha Rani
    Success doesn't come to u , U Go To It....

  2. #12

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    Sardar: What is the name of your car?
    Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
    Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

  3. #13
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    Q- a parrots sits on an elephant and the elephant died!!
    Prove how is this possible….?
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    Physics student:
    assume that elephant’s name is parrot
    &
    parrot’s name is elephant
    physics can prove anything

  4. #14

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    Santa dialled a phone number.
    A computerizd female voice said,
    "apke pass paryapt balance hahi hai-kirpaya aapna mobile rechage kare".
    Santa:bas janeman tumse baat ho jati hai,itna hi kaafi hai!

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    Santa: U cheated me.
    Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
    Santa: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!'

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    Girl: If you will propose me with shortest sentence ever then only I will accept
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    ..
    Boy: DEGI?

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    Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
    Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge.
    MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.

  8. #18
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    Teacher to Santa -;
    isko pura kro noso chhue khakr billi____
    Santa : noso chhue khakr billi holi holi chli.
    teacher : te kya bkwas h
    santa : ji noso chhue kha ke ta billi hill wi nhi skdi mein ta pher vi thvade drr toh hole hole chla ti

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    Boss:Where were you born?
    Santa:India.
    Boss:which part?
    Santa:what'which part?whole body was born in India.

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