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    Pappu rings a technical support:

    My internet is not working properly
    Officer: Ok ,Double click on "My computer"
    Pappu: I can't see ur computer
    Officer:No no, click on "My computer" on ur computer
    Pappu: How can I click on your computer from my computer?
    Officer: listen , There is an icon labelled "My computer" on your computer
    Ok ,double click on it
    Pappu: what the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer..?
    Officer: Double click on ur computer
    Pappu: On which Icon i've to click
    Officer: "My computer"
    Pappu: Oh Teri……Pagal insaan
    Tell me where is ur office. I'll come there and
    click on ur "Computer."????

  • #2
    Fake Facebook profile names

    Kali - Kaluti Girl

    Facebook pe name: 'While Angel'


    Mota hathi jaisa ladka

    Facebook pe name: 'Smart Guy'


    Andhere se bhi darne wala ladka

    Facebook pe name: 'The Killer'


    Mohalle ki sabse Desi Ladki

    Facebook pe name: 'Princess Rocks'


    50 saal ki Aunty

    Facebook pe name: 'The Doll Returns'


    60 Saal ka budha baba

    Facebook pe Name: 'The king'


    Be aware of such facebook names, you may be the victim of such names...

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    • #3
      Wife: "How would you describe me?"
      Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
      Wife: "What does that mean?"
      Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
      Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
      Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
      Last edited by PriyankaDhariwal; 01-06-2015, 03:30 PM.

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      • #4
        A: Why are all those people running?
        B: They are running a race to get a cup.
        A: Who will get the cup?
        B: The person who wins.
        A: Then why are all the others running?
        Last edited by Daljeet; 01-06-2015, 03:35 PM.

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        • #5
          Sardar ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua.
          Aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya
          kamino aaj to amawasya h, chand to hoga hi nahi.

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          • #6
            1 pagal Kutte pe baith ke ghoom
            raha tha..
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            2nd pagal:" Tujhe police pakad
            legi..
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            1st pagal:" kyu ??
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            2nd pagal:" Helmet nahi pahna
            hai tune..
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            1st pagal:" Abey niche dekh
            4wheeler hai.

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            • #7
              Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
              Student: "Meat!"...
              Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
              Student: "Bacon!"....
              Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
              Student: "Homework!".....

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              • #8
                Boy: Mom Aaj Khaane Mein Kya Banaya Hai...

                Mom: Baigan Ki Sabji...

                Boy: Kya Mom!!!! Phir Baigan Ki Sabji? Aapko Toh Pata Hai Ki Mujhe Baigan Bilkul Achche Nahin Lagte......

                Mom: Ye Sab Nakhre Apni Bivi Ke Samne Karna, Tab Toh Munh Se Ek Shabad Nahin Niklega Jo Vo Banaygi Chup Chaap Kha Loge!!!

                Boy: Ok Lao Baigan Hi Khata Hu...

                After Marriage..........
                Boy: Aaj Khane Mein Kya Bana Hai Darling?

                Wife: Baigan Ki Sabzi!!!

                Boy: Kya??? Baigan Ki Sabzi...!!!

                Wife: Ye Nakhre Na Apni Maa Ke Saamne Kiya Karo, Tab Toh Kuch Bola Nahi Jaata.

                Boy: Achcha Lao, De Do Baigan Ki Sabzi...

                Bechaare Ladke...

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                • #9
                  Boy friend is fun,
                  &
                  Husband is gun,

                  Boy friend is light of moon,
                  &
                  Husband is month of june,

                  Boy friend is tooty fruity,
                  &
                  Husband is qismat phooti.

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                  • #10
                    NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
                    In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
                    Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
                    Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
                    Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

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                    • #11
                      SCHOOL :
                      Apni to paatshala
                      masti ki pathshala

                      TUTION :
                      Idhar chala mai udhar chala

                      MATHS :
                      Ajeeb dastan hai yeh

                      SCIENCE :
                      Aa khusi se kudkushi karle

                      GEOGRAPHY :
                      Musafir hoon main yaaro

                      ECONOMICS :
                      Kyu paisa paisa karti hai,
                      paise pe kyu tu marti hai

                      EXAM :
                      Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai

                      RESULT :
                      Jiya dhadak dhadak

                      PASS :
                      Aaj mai upar asman niche

                      FAIL :
                      Jag suna suna lage.....
                      Neha Rani
                      Success doesn't come to u , U Go To It....

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                      • #12
                        Sardar: What is the name of your car?
                        Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
                        Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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                        • #13
                          Q- a parrots sits on an elephant and the elephant died!!
                          Prove how is this possible….?
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                          Physics student:
                          assume that elephant’s name is parrot
                          &
                          parrot’s name is elephant
                          physics can prove anything

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                          • #14
                            Santa dialled a phone number.
                            A computerizd female voice said,
                            "apke pass paryapt balance hahi hai-kirpaya aapna mobile rechage kare".
                            Santa:bas janeman tumse baat ho jati hai,itna hi kaafi hai!

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                            • #15
                              Santa: U cheated me.
                              Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
                              Santa: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!'
                              Web design company

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