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    Little Manu Jokes

    Teacher: Why are you late?
    Manu: Because of the sign.
    Teacher: What sign?
    Manu: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

    Teacher: Manu, how do you spell "crocodile"?
    Manu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
    Teacher: No, that's wrong
    Manu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

    Teacher: Manu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
    Manu: Me!

    Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
    Manu: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."

    Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
    Manu: Brotherly love.

    Teacher: Now, Manu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
    Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

    Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    Manu: A teacher
    Last edited by sunandadhawan; 01-27-2007, 11:59 AM.

  • #2
    hhahahaah nice joke.


    • #3
      ahahaaaaaa nice joke


      • #4
        hahha chota mannu